Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
Dm F
Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet
Bb
But I'm still gonna treat you right
F
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah
[Hook]
Dm
Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
Bb
And we can clip coupons all night
F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah
Dm
Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
Bb
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
C
I said you can even have the large fries (large fries) Yeah, yeah
[Verse]
Dm
Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
Bb
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
F
Want it, you can get it, my dear
C
I got my Costco membership card right here
Dm
Yeah you like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
Bb
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin
F
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
C
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
[Hook]
Dm
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
Bb
And we can play Cribbage all night
F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah
Dm
I can take you to the laundromat downtown
Bb
And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round
F
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
C
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah
[Verse]
Dm
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo'
Bb
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
F
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
C
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
Dm
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
Bb
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
F
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
C
You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
Dm
My chick can have want she wants
Bb
At Wal*Mart she can pick out anything she want
F
I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
C
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that
Dm
Yeah you like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
Bb
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
F
But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
C
Do you think you could chip in for gas?
[Hook]
Dm
Mac and cheese would be all right
Bb
But let's send out for pizza tonight
F
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
C
I said you can even have the last slice (last slice) Yeah, yeah
Dm
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
Bb
Now I can get free HBO
F
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
C
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah
[Verse]
Dm
And you can always ride the city bus
Bb
Got a stack of tokens just for us
F
Yo my wallet's fat, and full of ones
C
It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
Dm
You want White Castle, need White Castle
Bb
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
F
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
C
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
[Hook]
Dm
Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
Bb
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah
Dm
Baby, I can give you anything you please
Bb
Even share my government cheese
F
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
C Dm
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah
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