Текст песни с аккордами
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It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night
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Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight
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I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor
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We pulled and you came back to mine for some more
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Your skirt ended up on the living room chairs
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And your top and your bra, they came off on the stairs
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And though you looked fit with your clothes on
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Man I was a fool...
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Cos you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all
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Oh the clothes that you wore looked a million dollars
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But the body beneath, it looked just like Rik Waller's
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The make-up you wear is a clever disguise
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To hide your moustache and the squint in your eyes
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Your cellulite's dreadful, you're covered in zits and
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Your stomach's about as defined as quicksand
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If I'm being honest your tits are unacceptably small
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So you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all
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When we went back to mine I was up for a shag
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In the bedroom I realise you're a dumpy old slag
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Your pubes reach your navel and they cover your thighs
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Didn't know they made arses that size
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When we met on that night, I could swear that I never
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Would've guessed you're a female Andrew Lloyd Webber
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The hair on your chest's a bit endocrinological
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And you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all
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Your teeth are all yellow with bloody great gaps so
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Your face is a picture by Pablo Picasso
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I can see that your arse has it's own gravitational pull
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And you look like shit, when you wear nothing at all
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