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It's a P.C. 21st Century New-Millenium Romantic Arrangement (Andrew Horabin, 2001)
[Intro]
Am G C
[Verse]
Am G F
We met through a mutual friend and we confirmed our mutual political favour
Am G F
When it came to evening's end we programmed each other's phones with a daytime number
Am G F
Neither of us called for four days, when we did both of us pretended like it really didn't matter
Am G F
Then we agreed we should have a drink to see if there were feelings to explore under all the idle chatter
Am G F
We sat in the non-smoking section of the pub, and we spaced our drinks with softies and water
Am G F
Checked that we were free of all social diseases and neither of us had a little son or a daughter
Am G F
Did a quick check on the exes, made sure they were all buried in the past, not the closet
Am G F
It seemed that the terms were agreeable so we signed for a one month trial because it's
[Chorus]
Am G C Am G C
A P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
Am G C Am G C
It's a P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
(inhale)
[Verse]
Am G F
Second date, we went to an outdoor film with a bottle of wine and a plate of cheeses
Am G F
I remarked on the cinematography and she compared the story to the plight of Jesus
Am G F
Nobody mentioned the bare-breast action or the characters shagging like minx in season
Am G F
Went for coffee but we both had tea and we talked about the human capacity for reason
Am G F
She drove her car and I drove mine so we said goodnight in the car park, freezing
Am G F
Gave her a little kiss on the corner of her lips, it was dry and simple and most appropriately pleasing
Am G F
Set it up for Saturday to meet my friends, and I have to say that's the part that I'd been fearing
Am G F
But we had a very civilised picnic so I got big ticks, we're all clear and we're in
[Chorus]
Am G C Am G C
A P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, if you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
Am G C Am G C
It's a P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
(inhale)
[Verse]
Am G F
We told other people we were seeing each other, said girl-slash-boyfriend but not quite partner
Am G
I didn't call her the ball and chain and she never called me the other half
Am G F
We bought each other gifts for under 50 bucks, I always cleaned the toilet before she came over
Am G F
When we went to dinner we always went Dutch, and if we went with the parents we always stayed sober
Am G F
Hit twelve months and we had to make decisions so we went to Ikea and moved in together
Am G F
Found all the habits that we never knew existed but we still bought a cat like this was forever
Am G F
Saw so many weddings that we wanted one too, so we got a lot of money and we bought ourselves a better one
Am
Gave friends a gift list 'cause that's what you do,
G F
it was the party of the year and we'll be paying it off forever
[Chorus]
Am G C Am G C
It's a P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
Am G C Am G C
It's a P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
(inhale)
[Verse]
Am G N.C.
The sex dropped off halfway through the honeymoon, but we still had a little baby called Blythe
Am G
Bought the best pram and clothes that the money could, the nursery was painted gender-non-specific white
Am G F
We sent our child to the best of schools, only six years old dressed like a bank manager
Am G F
Two nights a week we went out dancing, it was her turn Tuesday, I went Saturday
Am G F
Took seperate holidays, we both had affairs, and we mostly talked via text and email
Am G F
Soon I was sleeping on the couch downstairs, you could say that the love train derailed
Am G F
All of our friends were getting divorced, the messier it was the better conversation centrepiece
Am G F
We were not to be outdone of course, so now Blythe's on a roster and the cat's in therapy
Am G F
One day we'll get married again and we'll smile and we'll say it's forever, like the first time
Am G F
I'll go to men's groups, she'll read Sark, and we might become enlightened vegetarians for a short time
Am G F
Mostly we'll be miserable pretending that we're not, we'll think good superannuation is the answer
Am G F
It's sadly inevitable that everything we got was not exactly what we wanted but exactly what we asked for
[Chorus]
Am G C Am G C
It's a P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
Am G C Am G C
It's a P.C. 21st century new millenium romantic arrangement, you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
Am G C
If you wanna be with someone, this is how it's done
[Outro]
Am G C
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