Текст песни с аккордами
Вступление
[Spoken]
N.C.
Hey where's the fire, son?
N.C.
What the—oh no
N.C.
where you off to?
N.C.
Just this party in the garden
N.C.
Nice! how 'bout I join you?
N.C.
How about you don't?
N.C.
hmm? Son? come back!hey! Bu- I told you to stop!
Am
*hums*
[Intro]
Am
Hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Am
Now that's a fire!
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Am
Listen, son
[Verse 1]
Am
Knock you in your head with my stick
Am
With my stick
Am
You gon' have a mark from my stick
Am
From my stick
[Chorus]
G
My stick, my stick
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
F
You can't touch my stick
I don't wanna!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
F
Yeah, you want my stick
[Verse 2]
Am
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
Am
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
[Chorus]
G
My stick, my stick
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
F
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
F
It's my perfect stick
[Post-Chorus]
Am G
My stick is my friend born from a log
C Dm C
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
[Verse 3]
Am
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Am
Look at my stick
Am
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Am
Got me sick!
[Chorus]
G
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
F
My stick is better than bacon
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
F
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
F
Don't you love my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Dm
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
F
It's my perfect stick
[Post-chorus]
Am G
My stick and me take walks every day
C Dm C
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
Am G
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
C Dm C
How my stick is much denser than bacon
[Bridge 1]
F Am
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
Dm C
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
F Am
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
Dm N.C.
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
[Breakdown]
N.C. Am
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
F
Keep your mitts off my stick
Am
I disappear for years then reappear
F
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
(Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
[Verse 4]
Am
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
Am
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
[Verse 5]
Bm
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
Am
My stick?!
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Am
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
[Chorus]
A
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
G Bm
My stick is better than bacon!
Em
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
G
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Em
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
G
Yeah, you want my stick
Man, it's just a stick!
Em
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
G
It's my big boy stick
[Bridge 2]
Bm
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Em D
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
G Bm
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Em D
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
[Outro]
Bm
(I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
G
Keep your mitts off my stick)
G
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
My stick is my friend born from a log; Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Bm
(I kiss my stick, it's my stick you can't pick up my stick keep your mitts off my stick)
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