Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
G C D G
[Verse]
G C
I was waitin' in Rosie's Restaurant
D G
When the waiter came up and said what do you want
C
I looked at the menu and it looked so nice
D G
Till he said lemme give you some advice.
[Verse]
G C
He said spaghetti and potatoes got too much starch
D G
Pork chops and sausage are bad for your heart
C
There's hormones in chicken and beef and veal
D
Bowl of ravioli is a dead man's meal.
[Verse]
G C
Bread's got preservatives there's nitrites in ham
D G
Artificial coloring in jellies and jam
C
Stay away from donuts run away from pie
D G
Pepperoni pizza is a sure way to die.
[Verse]
C
Sugar rots your teeth and makes you put on weight
D G
But artificial sweetener's got cyclamates
C
Eggs got cholesterol, there's fat in cheese
D G
Coffee ruins your kidneys and so does tea.
[Verse]
G C
Fish got mercury, red meat is poison
D G
Salt's gonna send your blood pressure risin'
C
Hot dogs and bologna got deadly red dyes
D
Vegetables and fruits are sprayed with pesticides.
[Break]
G C D G G C D
[Verse]
G C
So I said what can I eat that's gonna make me last
D G
He said a small drink of water in a sterilized glass
C
And then he stopped and he thought for a minute
D G
And said never mind the water, there's carcinogenics in it.
[Verse]
G C
So I got up from the table and walked out in the street
D G
Realizin' there was nothin' I could eat
C
I ain't eaten for a month and I'm feeling fine
D G
'Cause he did not mention beer, whiskey, women and sweet red wine...
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