Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
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The Grand Old Op'ry Theatre proudly presents:
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Kung Pao!
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Episode two: The continuing adventures of the Kung Pao buckaroos
[Verse]
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The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night
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So I suggested the establishment of Miss Kitty May
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(Or she may not)
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A former love and a woman of questionable repute
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So they walked into the saloon and asked for Miss Kitty
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And just then, they heard a voice sayin:
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"Hi, boys. You lookin' for these."
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And the littlest cowboy turned around to see
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two huge 38s pointed right at his face
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(Jimmy, you can't say that!)
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(What? She had huge guns.)
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Smith and Wesson revolvers
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Oh boy, were they loaded
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[Verse]
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She's aiming them right at us
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(Softer, George, it's more effective.)
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She's aiming them right at us
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Everybody duck!
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Not you, Jimmy. You stand up normal
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They dropped the money they owed her, an' she bent over to pick it up
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And, oh, that moon was beautiful
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(Now Jimmy, you can't say that!)
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Out the window. I couldn't see it till then George:
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There were mountains in the way
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[Verse]
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"You guys are gonna get in trouble for this."
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That woman sure chaps my…
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Ask her out then
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I think he's got a little thing for her, George
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(Louder, Bill, it's more effective.)
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I think he's got a little thing for her, George
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It's not THAT little
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(That was worth a three or four, Bill.)
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All, right, Jimmy, let's get serious now
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So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited
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But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard
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(Jimmy!!!)
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What? It's very difficult
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I hope they're not recordin' this
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Yeah
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Ah
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[Verse]
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An' I said: "Little cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?"
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"Here we go."
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Ooh yeah. Need a little buckaroo?
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In your dreams short barrel
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Bum chicka bow wow
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Oh my God
[Verse]
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So the Kung Poo Buck.....
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So the Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset
[Outro]
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Tune in next time for more action and romance
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Yeah
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(Softer, George, it's more effective.)
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Yeah
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