Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
Em
If you go down the shops in slippers and pyjamas
Em
You’ll know Hunter-welly boots aren’t just for farmers
Em
It’s a symbol of status that you can wear
Em
Made like a bin-bag full of pubic hair
[Verse 1]
Em
You don’t dress like a dentist when you drive a boat
Em
But I wears it like it’s a normal coat
Em
At the football when little Timmy’s in goal
Em
Other parents look at me like I'm an arsehole
[Chorus]
Em
Dry-robe, Dry-robe
Em
If you don’t like the look
Em
you’re a Dry-robe-afobe
Em
Dry-robe, Dry-robe
Em
There’s only one fit in the fucking wardrobe.
[Verse 2]
Em
I was wearing my wetsuit in the local swimming pool
Em
Saw a Dry-robe so I threw away my cagoule
Em
Villages, Towns parks across the land
Em
Whose coats that jacket and what’s the brand
Em
It’s a Dry-robe and I wears it with pride
Em
On the school run, not at the seaside
Em
I don’t care as you stand and stare
Em
Coz I know you got yours at Mountain ware-house
[Chorus]
Em
Dry-robe, Dry-robe
Em
If you don’t like the look
Em
you’re a Dry-robe-afobe
Em
Dry-robe, Dry-robe
Em
There’s only one fit in the fucking wardrobe.
[Bridge]
Em
Like Harry Potters invisibility cloak
Em
But you can still see me and I look fucking dope
Em
Like Batman with a Batman cape
Em
I’m walking my dog, smoking my Vape.
[Verse 3]
Em
Naked underneath wore it straight out the shower
Em
And other dog walkers are scared of its power
Em
Made for beaches or after swimming in lakes
Em
I wears my down Parsons when I’m buying cakes
Em
I like getting noticed, I’m living like large
Em
So I bought another Dry-robe in camouflage
Em
Almost did a jizz when I took it out the box
Em
And it looks even better with a fresh pair of Crocs
Em
Went down Jackson’s Bay just to watch the tide
Em
Saw you wearing a Dry-robe sign
Em
Was it Regatta or Two Bare Feet?
Em
It looked pretty good but it’ll never beat my
[Chorus]
Em
Dry-robe, Dry-robe
Em
If you don’t like the look
Em
you’re a Dry-robe-afobe
Em
Fucking Dry-robe, Dry-robe
Em
There’s only one fit in the fucking wardrobe.
[Outro]
Em
You know them ones with the short arms, they’re my favourite.
Bm
I have to wear 'em all the time coz I can’t fit them in our house
Em
I got them stickers of me the misses the kids and the dog on a car.
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