Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
G Em C D
[Verse 1]
G
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger
Em D G
Then it hit me...
I used to hate facial hair
Em D
But it grew on me
G
I was planning on making a joke about
Em
sodium, but then I thought
C
Na, nobody will understand it
D
That one made me salty
E Am
I put my grandma on speed dial. I called it Insta-gram
E Am
That musician has a problem. He's a trebled man
D C D
A fish swam into a wall and said DAM!
[Chorus]
G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
C D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
Em. E Am B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D E C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
D G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?
*sigh*
[Interlude]
G Em D
[Verse 2]
G Em
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
D G
(You can never trust an atom)
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
E D
You don't know what you're missing
G Em
Oh boiling water, you will be mist
C D
I stole a wig, because I didn't want toupee for it (That was a good one)
E Am
Named my iPod Titanic, it's syncing now
E Am
Stop making quiet little noises it's not a-loud
D
I want to say a chemistry joke, but I would
C
get no reaction from you
D
I'll get you some bread. You butter believe it
It's the yeast I could do
[Chorus]
G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
C D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
Em. E Am B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D E C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
D G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?
[Bridge]
E Am
Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous
E Am
I, for one, like Roman numerals
E F#m
The earth's rotation really makes my day
E F#m
The Italian chef who died? He pasta way
D E
An illegally parked frog is toad
D E
My bakery burned down. My business is toast
Am
The cookie was sad because his dad had been
E
a wafer too long
Am Am7 D
I lost my luggage. I'll just have to carry on
[Chorus]
G
'Cause puns are just like paper, they're tear-ible
C D
Ugh make it stop they're unbearable
Em
Let's get down to business to defeat the
D
puns!
Em. E Am B
But puns are the devil's work so I have nun!
D E C
OK I'll stop now but before I go
D G
Why must this song pun-ish me so?
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