Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro] (spoken)
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Next up on Veggie Shopping Network... pants.
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[Verse One]
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Welcome, viewers, what comes next?
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A pair of pants with stripes or checks?
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Dig in your wallet, dump out your purse
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Who'll be the one to buy the first...
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Pair
[Chorus]
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You can wear 'em if you're big
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You can wear 'em if you're small
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They're pants if you're short
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And shorts if you're tall
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You can wear 'em in the spring
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You can wear 'em in the fall
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They're pants if you're short
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And shorts if you're tall
[Bridge]
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Sold five so far!
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Down to twenty!
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Look what you get for a little bit of money!
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Down to your feet and up to your tummy
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Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants (pants, pants, pants, pants, pants)
[Verse]
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If you buy right now, tonight
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I'll throw in a set of ginsu knives
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A pair of pants could change your life
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One easy payment
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Nine ninety-five
[Chorus]
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See the tag on the back
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One size fits all
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They're pants if you're short
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And shorts if you're tall
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You can wear 'em to the farm
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You can wear 'em to the mall
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They're pants if you're short
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And shorts if you're tall
[Bridge]
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Sixteen more
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We're down to four!
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You can't find these in any store
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They're just like your granddaddy wore
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Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants (pants, pants, pants, pants, pants)
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Oh, paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants (pants, pants, pants, pants, pants)
[Verse]
F C
Pants have six legs, less than a squid
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Its a verb for a dog and a noun for a kid
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With a pair of pants, you're not alone
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You can dance with your pants 'till the cows come home!
[Bridge]
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This pair of pants will win your heart
G C
We accept most credit cards
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That stretchy waist elastic band
G C
Make these you're "buffet eatin' pants"!
N.C.
Trousers, slacks, or corduroys
N.C.
Pants bestow a special joy
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As seen on the screen of your TV
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These pants can hide unsightly knees
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This pair is made with high grade vinyl
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Don't hesitate, all sales are final
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To summarize, you might recall
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They're pants if you're short and shorts if you're taaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll
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(Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants)
[Verse]
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4, 3, 2, 1
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Going, going, going, done!
F G
We're outta pants, we gotta run!
[Outro]
C N.C.
Pants!
N.C.
You've got some skinny legs...
C N.C.
Pants!
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