Текст песни с аккордами
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[Verse 1]
E Emaj7 E7
Okay, listen up, I'm not gonna lie
E6/C# E
Right now, you couldn't frighten a fly
Emaj7 E7
Or scare a seagull off of a fry
E6/C# E
You ever stop to ask yourselves "why?"
Emaj7 E7
Both of you are super polite
E6/C# E
Middle class, suburban, and white
Emaj7 E7
Well, all of that is finished tonight
E6/C#
Except for the white part obviously
[Bridge]
F#m C#m B
Take your places, I want scary faces, now go!
N.C.
Bigger, further, harder, not bad
F#m C#m B
Sever a head, preferably someone you know
N.C.
Look at me, I'm so scary
F#m G#
Don't be so vanilla, would a little anger kill ya?
A C#m
C'mon, drop your panties, I'm trying to fill you
D
With wisdom and skill and the instinct to kill
B5
Again, we do not want to kill anyone! Fine!
B5
But somehow, someway you gotta make 'em see ya'
B5
I'm talkin' jumpscares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk, plus:
B5
Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties
B5
Now THAT is cool! I wanna do that!
[Chorus]
E Esus4
Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy
E
Raising the stakes by punching a baby
E Esus4
Scare 'em awake till they break
A B
They'll be quaking in fright
E Esus4
'Cause you've got some evil deep down inside you
E/D# C#m
Put all the farmer's markets behind you
F#m G#m A A/Bb
You've gotta work, gotta haunt till it hurts
B
Through the night
E Emaj7
And give those guys the fright of their lives
E7 E6/C#
Yeah, yeah!
[Verse 2]
E Emaj7
Let's start with things that you hate
E7
Well, hate's a very strong word
E6/C#
Perhaps when people are late
E
Or getting pooped on by birds
Emaj7
No, what fills you with rage?
E7
Being mean to a pet
E6/C#
Chefs who use too much sage
E
When they make beurre noisette
Emaj7
Over-glutinous food
E7
Or when kids call me "dude"
E6/C#
Oh, I find that so rude!
E
Well, there's lots there to use
[Bridge]
F#m C#m B
Take a deep breath and give me your best primal scream! Aaaah!
N.C.
Barbara, that was brilliant! Really?
F#m C#m B
Try it again, maybe this time pretend like you mean it!
N.C.
Aaah! That was even better! Thanks!
[Interlude]
A
I want freedom
C#m
But to get my freedom I need them
B
To get a living person to say my name
F#m
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse?
A
I know that beggars can't be choosers
C#m
But do they have to be such losers?
C#m/D
Both of them are deathly dull and lame
A
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse
F#m
Why God, slash Satan, did you send these bed wetters?
C#m
Even, like, a tax attorney would've been better
E B
Somebody with gravitas, somebody to fear who
N.C.
Excuse me, Mr. Betelgeuse, we can kind of hear you! Yeah?
N.C.
Well, that was a soliloquy so you're the one who's being rude.
[Chorus]
E Esus4
Whatever it takes to make 'em go crazy
E
Turn all the lights on, dress like a baby
E Esus4 D B
Adam, I don't even- No, get your heads in the game
N.C.
Let's hide their phones
F#
Screw their phones!
A
Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless
F# Am
How will I ever survive?
B E
Unless they get the fright of their lives
[Outro]
Emaj7 E7 E6/C#
Yes yes, we're feelin' it, they're gonna feel it, we're killin' it!
B E
They gotta get the fright of their lives
Emaj7 E7
We're scary, very, very, scary!
D A E
They'll never get the fright of their lives
E
Yeah!
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