Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
G#m A#m B
E A#m B E
[Verse 1]
G#m E
Big Old Bruce wore moisturiser
B F#
He was the biggest man in town
G#m E
Built like a big old cement truck
B F#
Skin like the softest part of a duck
[Chorus]
G#m E
And he wore macho moisturiser
B F#
Sheep dip moisturiser
G#m E
G.I. Joe moisturiser
B D#
Fire truck moisturiser
[Verse 2]
G#m A#m B E
Bruce could drop a man with just one kick in the nuts
B F#
He never fought by any rules
G#m A#m B E
He could wrestle a croc with his bare hands
B F#
Still everybody guessed he sprayed on tan
[Chorus]
G#m E
And he wore macho moisturiser
B F#
Sheep dip moisturiser
G#m E
G.I. Joe moisturiser
B D#
Fire truck moisturiser
[Bridge]
E
He had a secret skin care regime
B
He only shared with his girl Jeanne
F#
For a couple o' months they were quite the couple
G#m
Her skin was soft his hands were supple
G#m A#m B
E A#m B E
G#m A#m B
E A#m B E
[Verse]
G#m E
One night as they exfoliated
B F#
Three young men came calling round
G#m E
Bruce and Jeannie's hands were bound
B F#
The men took everything they found
G#m E
Bruce's paws were clawed with rage
B F#
He cried "I'll track you down, and kill you all."
G#m E
But they set fire to the place
B D#
And left them tied up on the floor
G#m
Oh, but Bruce's hands were lubricated
E
He slipped free of the bonds they made
B
And now his freedom reinstated
F#
Jeannie he emancipated
G#m
Broke them out in desperation
E
Wiped a drop of perspiration
B F#
From his brow, kissed the ground, and thanked God
D#
For his frequent application
[Outro]
G#m E
Of macho moisturiser
B F#
Sheep dip moisturiser
G#m E
G.I. Joe moisturiser
B F#
Fire truck moisturiser
G#m
Mountaineer (Moisturiser)
E
Fishing Gear (Moisturiser)
B
A working man (Moisturiser)
F#
Panel van (Moisturiser)
G#m
Charles Bronson (Moisturiser)
E
Chuck Norris (Moisturiser)
B F#
A tilt train, steam train (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)
G#m E
Steel capped, full fat (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)
B F#
Bear shooting, hippie booting, barbecuing, gutter puking
G#m E
Porno stashing, kicking assen (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)
N.C
Yep, that big old Bruce, he never dried up.
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