Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
C F G C
[Verse 1]
C
She walked into the dog run
C F
Like she fucking owned the place
F G
She turned to me with a scent that said
G C
"Sit boy, on my face!"
C
Now I like a little discipline
C F
As much as the next Shar Pei
F G
But this bitch was only ten months old
G7 C
And now I have to pay!
[Chorus]
C7 F
Underage Bichon
F C
She told me she was one
C G7
Underage Bichon
G7 C
I schtupped her, now I'm done
C7 F
Underage Bichon
F C
They say I did a crime
C G7
Underage Bichon
G7 C
Might as well bang you one more time
[Verse 2]
C
Eight perky boobies
C F
I knew that she was young
F G
But I figured she was legal
G C
From the way she used her tongue
C
She said I was hung like a Great Dane
C F
And it sounded like an old line
F G
She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua
G G7 C
But she licks ass like she's nine!
[Chorus]
C7 F
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
F C
My little puppy treat
C G7
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
G7 C
She clearly was in heat
C7 F
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
F C
They're putting me away
C G7
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
G7 C
Might as well bang you anyway
[Bridge]
N.C.
Please, your Honor!
F
She was very cool when I came on her back
C
Didn't know who Lassie was, but cut her slack
F
Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack
G7
And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack!
[Verse 3]
C
Well, I was looking at a Monday court date
C F
With no chance to be cleared
F G
So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker
G C
And made a bee-line for her beard
C
She was a furry motherfucker
C F
And I couldn't find her pie
F G
So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug
G
Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found...
N.C.
(Pause)
N.C. C
A Bearded Collie hooker guy!
[Chorus]
C7 F
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
F C
I banged her, now I'm screwed
C G7
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
G7 C
Took photos of her nude
C7 F
Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)
F C
They're throwing me in jail
C G7
Underage Bichon (underage, underage, underage)
G7
Might as well get one last piece of
[Outro]
C
tail!
F G7 C
C
(Underage!)
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