Текст песни с аккордами
Вступление "Grandma Got a Facebook" - Your Favorite Martian Single, released 2011 [!] Capo on 3rd fret [!] [Intro] Em G C B7 Em G C B7 [Chorus] Em G C B7 Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Em G C B7 Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Em G C B7 Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts Em G C B7 But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... [Verse 1] Em G C B7 Well, ever since Grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home Em G C B7 Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone Em G C B7 So I set her up a Facebook and gave the address Em G C B7 To my friends and I asked them all to send a request Em G C B7 And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild Em G C B7 But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile Em G C B7 To Slutty McButtSex and I was appalled Em G C B7 When I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall [Chorus] Em G C B7 Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Em G C B7 Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Em G C B7 Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts Em G C B7 But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... [Verse 2] Em G C B7 Then she... updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed Em G C B7 'cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch Em G C B7 And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed Em G C B7 And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack and I'm mad Em G C B7 Is this considered abuse? Yeah, you'd be pissed at her too Em G C B7 'cause now her list of to-dos is just pictures of dudes Em G C B7 I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce Em G C B7 My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice [Chorus] Em G C B7 Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Em G C B7 Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Em G C B7 Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts Em G C B7 But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... [Verse 3] Em G C B7 N.C. I check my Facebook daily Em G C B7 N.C. I get a friend request from this old ass lady Em G C B7 I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie Em G C B7 She's rocking that muumuu and looking all fly N.C. I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass N.C. Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass N.C. I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass N.C. Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass Em G C B7 Butterscotch my balls Em G C B7 Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath Em G C B7 Em G C B7 I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish [Chorus] Em G C B7 Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Em G C B7 Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Em G C B7 Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts Em G C B7 But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Gra- Gra- Gra Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em G C B7 Grandma, Grandma... Grandma, Grandma... Em
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