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DISCLAIMER: I've never made a tab. I suck at identify notes. I literally just copied these chords from this
link https://chordify.net/chords/hobo-johnson-romeo-juliet-live-from-oak-park-hobo-johnson
and tried to match them up where it made it work for me. Suggestions STRONGLY welcome. There just wasn't
a tab up for this one yet so I wanted to get something out there.
Cheers!
P.S Sorry I got lazy halfway through, it's not even very precise to begin with so it didn't feel worth it lol.
But hey! It's more than we had before I made this!
Also, a lot of the Bm's at the end's lines happen after the singing,
but UG won't let the chord trail off the end.
Romeo and Juliet - Hobo Johnson and the Lovemakers
(You can totally play around with this part
to match your setting/audience. Just make sure you scream.)
[Intro]
N.C.
It feels so good
N.C.
Oh that's my shit right there
N.C.
That's the ticket
N.C.
Give me the ticket
N.C.
Give it to me, baby
[Verse]
G
I'm too emotional
Bm
Good luck to my future wives
Bm
And their future lives without me
N.C.
You guys will do great!
G Bm
I'm sure that I've prepared you for every guy you'll date
G
And every guy you'll marry
Bm
And every guy you'll hate
G
It's the lullabies I sang out of tune
Bm
That's probably what did it
G Bm
Or my twin size mattress that I had since I was seven
G Bm
That we have to sleep on whenever she spends the night
N.C.
And if she falls off again, she'll find another guy to like
[Verse]
G Bm
We're just Romeo & Juliet
G Bm
But getting drunk and eating Percocets
G
But just to ease the stress
Bm
But soft what light, through yonder window breaks
G N.C.
It is the east, but Juliet just puked off the balcony
G
How romantic
Bm G
Nothing like getting drunk and getting manic
N.C.
On a motherfucking Monday, I
G Bm
I brush the bangs behind her lovely little ear
G Bm
As she describes in detail how the end is truly near
G Bm
Wow, and I'm sure that we can do this for forever
G Bm
Or until we drink the poison, 'cause she sees some cloudy weather
G Bm
As Rosaline, lies in bed, seething, wide awake
G Bm
Because a burning love for Juliet only took a day
[Verse]
G Bm
And if Romeo and Juliet continued to be married
G
Then there's half of a chance
Bm
That their kids would get embarrassed
G Bm
When all the kids at school all talk about their parents
G
And Romeo Jr. has to say they're not together
G Bm
And Junior will dream of the day when he's a man
G Bm
And what he'll do to avoid that fifty percent chance
G
Of his kids feeling the way he feels
G Bm
He'll probably just stick with the Netflix and chill
[Chorus]
G
Dear Shakespeare
Bm
Could you write a happy ending please?
G Bm
Could you write a happy ending please?
G Bm
We just deserve a happy ending please, please
[Verse]
G Bm
And every sting from every teardrop
G Bm
From every ring at every pawn shop
G Bm
I'm not missing both my Christmas'
G Bm
Though family would be nice
G Bm
In my dreams, my kids are happy
G Bm
And I know that they won't mind
[Bridge]
Bm
One Christmas
Bm
Just one Christmas
Bm
Just one Christmas
Bm
Just one Christmas
(Spoken Word w/ slow, beat, stomp/clap/slap etc)
[Outro]
N.C.
But dear mom
N.C.
Conversations from a couch haven't ever felt the same
N.C.
Since you looked Dad in the eye
N.C.
And you told him that things are about to change
N.C.
My mom was made from Adam's rib
N.C.
And the marriage went south
N.C.
When the snake came back and asked my mother out to dinner
N.C.
And my dad found out, and asked my mom what that's about
N.C.
And she said "Oh, it's nothing"
N.C.
But dad loves to shout really loud
N.C.
Loud enough to knock the lamps and dressers to the ground
N.C.
In my memory, I can hear
N.C.
Chopin's nocturnes playing in the background
N.C.
A slow trainwreck, you'll close your eyes
N.C.
But forever hear the sound, and boy, it's tough
N.C.
'Cause that's the sound of people falling out of love
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