Текст песни с аккордами
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[Verse 1]
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
I once knew a girl named Sassy Britches
G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug
And she would call my name three thousand times a day
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
She was running 'round town burning bridges
G Em C7
Now my ride home's never quite the same
[Verse 2]
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
I once knew a girl named Sassy Britches
G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug
And I swear unto you it's her God-given name
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
I told her friends they're stuck-up bitches
G Em C
And now my napkin's soaked with bloodstains
[Pre-Chorus]
F C
The more you learn the less you know
Eb G
I'll bet everything is fine
Eb G
I'll bet everything is fine
F C
The more you see the less you show
[Chorus]
G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb G
This shit happens all the time
D G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb C Csus4
This shit happens all the time
[Verse 3]
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
Her family showered me with countless riches
G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug
Yet I'm in a bit of a bind, I need much more than that
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
Maybe I could sell her cooking, classy (tasty) delicious dishes
G Em C
Then give my spiel about how it's imported
[Pre-Chorus]
F C
The less you seed the more you grow
Eb G
I'll bet nothing is on time
Eb G
I'll bet nothing's ever on time
F C
The more you see the less you show
[Chorus]
G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb G
This shit happens all the time
D G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb G
This shit happens all the time
D G
I need something I can't find
Eb G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
D G
This shit happens all the time
Eb C Csus4
This shit happens all the time
[Break]
G F#m F
G F#m F
G F#m F
G F#m F
[Verse 4]
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
I still know a girl named Sassy Britches
G Csus4/F C/E Cm/Eb D Bbaug
And her voice comforts me flying right through thin air
G Em Ebaug D Bbaug
Now I've taken time off work to protest her wishes
G Em C7
But no one's ever around, is there anyone there, anyone there?
[Pre-Chorus]
F C
The more you learn the less you know
Eb G
I'll bet you're all out of line
Eb G
I'll bet you're all out of line
F C
The more you reap the more you owe
[Chorus]
G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb G
This shit happens all the time
D G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb G
This shit happens all the time
D G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb G
This shit happens all the time
D G
Oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb C
This shit happens all the time
[Outro]
G Eb
Oh Miss Britches, sassy and sweet
G Dm
Tell me what more could a young girl be?
G Eb
I've got a punk rock band called Love
G Dm
We've got songs that consist of
G Eb
8-bar sections, gritty and brash
G Dm
We got a gig opening for The Clash
G Eb
Everyone clowned us, Sassy, oh, Sassy
C
What makes a punk rocker treat us so nasty?
C
Mountain Dew and a pierced eardrum
What makes a punk rocker act so dumb?
C
Velvet postcards I'll send ya, Miss Britches
G C
Bit my tongue and received nine stitches
G C
Bitches and hoes always come to the shows
G C G
Popping sugar and butterscotch in the nose and it shows
C
'Cause they'll lose their hair like Ted Danson
G C
Snatch up all the kiddies and then hold 'em all for ransom
G C
Burnin' all your bridges and then build 'em back with plastic
G C
Little old ladies makin' cookies from elastic
G C
Ha, and it don't stop there!
G C
Ex-bass players all have blue hair
G C
Boo-boop-be-doop-a-shang-a-lang-Cocoa-Puff
G C
Kurt Haggadorn has a Self Big Muff
G C
Betcha makes ya dizzy watch the big wax spin
G C
Turn it up to 20, just a suggestion
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