Текст песни с аккордами
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[Intro]
G C G D G
[Verse 1]
G
Well I don’t care if it rains or freezes
C
Long as I got my plastic jesus
G D
Riding on the dashboard of my car
G
Clothed in colors pink and pleasant
C
Glows in the dark cause she’s iridescent
G D G C G
She’ll go with you when you travel far
[Verse 2]
G
So get yourself a sweet Madonna
C
Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a
G D
Pedestal abalone shelf
G
Goin' 90, that ain’t scary
C
Cause I got that virgin Mary
G D G C G
Assuring me that I won’t go to hell
[Chorus]
C
Oklahoma down to San Antonio
G
35 my river of Jordan
D G
Not a worry along the way
C
Dallas, Texas, Tennessee
G
Plastic jesus rides with me
D C G C G
Bobbin his head down the interstate
[Instrumental]
G
C
G D
G
C
G D G C G
[Verse 3]
G
When I’m in a traffic jam
C
He don’t care if I say damn
G D
I can let all my curses roll
G
Cause plastic jesus doesn’t hear
C
For he has a plastic ear
G D G C G
The man who invented plastic saved my soul
[Verse 4]
G
And when I'm gonna fornicate
C
I've got out my ceramic satan
G D
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
G
Women know I’m on the level
C
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
G D G C G
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
[Verse 5]
G
And if I’m caught driving fast at night
C
Policemen think I’m married tight
G D
They never find my weed though they ask
G
Plastic jesus shelters me
C
For his head screws off you see
G D G C G
The perfect place for me to hide my stash
[Chorus]
C
Oklahoma down to San Antonio
G
35 my river of Jordan
D G
Not a worry along the way
C
Dallas, Texas, Tennessee
G
Plastic jesus rides with me
D C G C G
Bobbin his head down the interstate
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